He called me a pervert and it felt like a kiss

no way

‘delusions of grandeur’ is what the haters say when they’re trying to bring you down btw

au(he likes my)tism

this the type of weather where u beat ur men up

Shaking my girlfriends dads hand: “Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”

its so fucking hot outside i hate men

turkish food? uhhh u mean turkey? 😭 faggot

people think superman saying i love you after 3 months is crazy man y’all would hate me

New York niggas are so weird wdym ur mad tight

they should invent a potion that gives you down syndrome for like an hour

taking off her bra with my feet

sorry i just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant

rolling my Rs while i eat her box, call that duolingus…

HMU if u have 24 karat gold Dubai chocolate matcha labubu dih

Sitting on my bro’s egg while he goes out for a smoke

please text me every single thought you have