Ok sorry back to the cum jokes

Pulled an all nighter learning jungle. When I finally went to bed I deadass had a nightmare about getting a job at subway. I’m doomed 🫩

I asked my balls if they think god is real and now they won’t stop whispering the McDonald’s jingle backwards in my sleep

When I tell people that I constantly do mental gymnastics I always leave out the part where I shit myself during the floor routine

What does bro not understand…

I want Lizzo to just sit on my face and just fart

Guys I genuinely can’t stop thinking about dispatch holy shit it’s so good.

AAAAAAAAAAA

Just hit a lethal piss shiver 180 into the splash back scrotum slam 😤

You’re in the club, I’m double fisting yaoi in Barnes & Noble. We are not the same 😹✌️

Step aside Ronika I’m fucking the shit out of your husband

I’m over here carmalizing my onions rn I got onions in my pan rn I’m cooking my shit, it’s fragrant as fuck man I’m a chef man.

The awful feeling of getting stinky then someone going in after you and audibly exclaiming.

Cereal is kibble

What a time for Matthew Golden’s first NFL TD.

Go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

Feb, 18 2026