Notice how he needs to add on the adventure time title to Fiona and Cake to make this comparison dispite the series not having it?

people from my college are finding my twitter

Steam Machine has been announced 🎮 It’s a new hardware that lets you connect to any TV or monitor and play Steam games

My Neighbor Kalisk #PredatorBadlands

My favorite part of halo 3 was when the Arbiter and Johnson had hot sex Don't remember that part? Im sure they'll put it in a book someday

i felt so awesome when i got it all lined up

*they're Also no lol the game had multiple endings

Shit from a butt

Damn is it bad I'm sorta invested after 2 tweets?

Where is the identity?

I don't have the clip but my favorite is where they're eating breakfast with sex gear and someone knocks on the front door

You know what, *chambers your P90 in 7.62*

Notice how they only released 3 new things?

He was right

I’m gonna be honest it’s not ending well for you… I can survive without food for a long time but eventually im going to HAVE to eat you since you’re 70% water. One of us has to go and I’m at least 200lbs heavier than you. I can promise you a painless end and I would let you

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! . . . Spread this around! MAKE THIS GAME IDEA GROW! . . . “Be The Yautja” or “Be The Ultimate Hunter” Could be the tagline

She literally entered his home without his consent, filmed him half naked and played victim

Let a girl have her hobbies

Its gonna be so much more expensive than a console I'm so worried for it