❝'ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ 101. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ.'❞ — ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ. ￫ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ￫ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡ. ᴄʜᴇᴍ. ￫ ʀᴛ/ꜰᴀᴠ. ❝....ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.❞

- ɴᴇᴡ ғᴄ; ᴍɪɴ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ -ᴀs ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ -sʜɪᴘs ᴡ ᴄʜᴇᴍ -ɴsғᴡ -ᴅʀᴜɢ ᴅᴇᴀʟᴇʀ / sᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ -ᴅᴍs ᴏᴘᴇɴ -ʀᴛ?

❛ Tᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ. . . ❜ ⁅ ❖ ⁆ — Mᴏᴅᴇʀɴ Hᴡᴀʀᴀɴɢ! ᴀᴜ ⁅ ❖ ⁆ — #ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀɪᴀʟ's ʀʜᴀᴘsᴏᴅʏ ❛ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴡɪʟʟ sʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I /ᴄᴀɴ/. ❜

❝．．．Ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｒｅｆｏｒｅ ｉｓ ｗｉｎｇｅｄ ｃｕｐｉｄ ｐａｉｎｔｅｄ ｂｌｉｎｄ．❞ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵏᶰᶤᵍʰᵗ ! ᵃᵘ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘᵖᶤᵈ ˢᵉᵐᶤ ᵈᵉˢᶜʳᶤᵖᵗᶤᵛᵉ ʳᵗˢ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶤᵃᵗᵉᵈ !

❝ｌｏｃｋ ｔｈｅ ｄｏｏｒ.❞ 【 — ᴄᴇᴏ ᴋɪᴍ ᴊᴏɴɢᴅᴀᴇ — 】 ▸ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ | ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ▸ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ▸ ʀᴛs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ 【 — ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ — 】

"If I don't get coffee in exactly two minutes, I'm going on a firing spree."

"I have too much stuff to do. Plus, I'm too lazy to get up." x.com/amxtrine/statu…

"Doesn't matter as long as it's sweet." x.com/amxtrine/statu…

He was joking but— "I may actually have to fire someone today."

| the shinee roast session just randomly popped into my head and i'm just like ???

"Sometimes, yes." So glad someone else can relate. x.com/soulxfated/sta…

"Honestly, it's easier for me if they're bad at their job because I can just be forward and tell them, 'Hey, you're really bad at this. You're fired.'" x.com/soulxfated/sta…

"Well, it's my assistant and she's being a bitch. She's never at her desk so I had interviewers come to me during my break, shoving all these questions in my face and, of course, I have to be nice because I don't want to ruin my image." Angry lil baby. x.com/soulxfated/sta…

Thirteen. They either mess up his coffee order, try to sleep with him or he just doesn't like their personality. "I am. She's lucky they came in during my break or I would've fired her on the spot." x.com/soulxfated/sta…

Just watches the other laugh with a small smile. It's endearing that he's so easily amused. "Yeah... I'll fire her first thing tomorrow and post the job opening." x.com/soulxfated/sta…

"Couples..." Shudders.

【 ｔｈｅ ｃｅｏ 】