‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ✨ 𝐔𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚’𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐲. ✨‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀

𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣. The bane of Caitlin’s existence.

Going forward, trainers who defeat her will no longer be allowed to exchange their champion status for alternative compensation. ‍ ‍  𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙨.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ Haxorous Solos. 😘‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀

The best champions take their wins with modesty — which is exactly why I don’t take money from the ones I beat! Trust me, there are 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 better ways to punish a loss; ways that’ll guarantee those peppy upstarts come back for “round 2”.

There’s no such thing as a “scandal” when you’re a world renowned champion who looks too cute to hurt a fly. ✨

She’s not insecure about her height — it’s a complete and total coincidence that her most brutal cunt-poundings are all immediately after she’s been called tiny.

The rumors being spread that Iris is throwing matches couldn’t be farther from the truth. All trainers that defeat her do so on their own merit — there’s no such thing as an easy win. ✨

‍ ‍ 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘷𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺.‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

‍ ‍ ⠀ I’d be nice and say ‘𝘕𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦’, buuuut i’m pretty sure you’re just as recognizable by your… other assets. 😅 ‍ ‍ ⠀

Trust me when I say I've got nothing but admiration for the premier 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙇𝙇 around here (because respect 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 isn't the fucking word). Since we're already caught, I say we may as well go out with a 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙋.

There’s no such thing as an unpunished loss. It’s either Pokédollars, or 𝙋𝙊𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙎’ 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙈𝙋-𝙂𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙀 𝙋𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙇𝙀.

Real tough talk coming from a bitch with a win rate like yours. 🤭 Unless we’re counting 𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏-𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙐𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙇𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎 as wins — 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 you might have room to talk, 𝙋𝙎𝙔𝙎𝙆𝘼𝙉𝙆.

‍ ‍  ‍ ‍ ⠀⠀ ‍Guess who’s finally done with her 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 ‍intense training regiment? ‍ ‍ ⠀ Hint: Dragon Dance works 𝐖𝐀𝐘 different when a trainer uses it. 🥰 ‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀

‍ ‍ ⠀ Leaving all of her challengers with an extra loss and an empty head. ♡ ‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀

/ Opening hot accounts and seeing they already follow 🤤

‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ Huh? a badge!? Pretty sure you los—𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩… ‍‍ ‍ Maybe you earned it after all. 🤤‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀

‍ ‍ Not a bad fight — most trainers don’t even make it that far… ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍𝘜𝘩𝘩 — 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘴? ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ … ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍  Oops. 💧 ‍ ‍ ⠀

Stupid 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙈𝙋 thought she could tire me out before the battle. Not much room for good ideas in your noggin when you’re flaunting all that 𝘽𝘼𝘿𝙂𝙀𝘽𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙏𝙔𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙏, huh? 🤣