I've been informed that I am apparently using proper grammar and punctuation. What the hell. Text to speech is oppressing me

Tim shrugs in response. "I'm technically still getting paid to be here, may as well get some practice in navigating around without seeing anything. Figure it's probably easier when I'm already familiar with the layout of the place, yeah?"

While I may not longer be able to punch people with any degree of accuracy. At least I can whap your ankles really hard with my cane. I've been reduced to roughly the threat level of a chihuahua

I am making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Jon the Archivist is a bitch ass motherfucker

// where has unknownleaver been this whole time?

// even split between "ikea" and "wikipedia game",,, sadly florida lost bc i voted for it on my priv so i could see the way votes were going (my own vote don't count)

Sorry everyone they don't give audio descriptions for the IKEA floor arrows

Hello Archives. Still here. Still blind. My hearing has gotten better I Think but I can't confirm

My TTS on my fucking phone isn't working can one of you guys come over here and block this guy's number. Then help me figure out how to turn TTS on. I know there's at least one of you who doesn't care about this place so you have time to get over here

The mother fucking Dark cult? Come on. Really? Who's going to tell them I won't be their new Maxwell Rayner. Because that's what they're plotting I feel it in my bones

I've been investigating. Listening to tapes. About the People's Church that keeps contacting me about my car's extended warrantee

Everyone here seems to be doing a lot of running around and researching and everything? Which. Yeah, research Institute, no shit, but the energy is Off. Is there an inspection or something happening? Someone about to have to present their research to someone?

Okay gang I have taken a photo of my surroundings can someone tell me if I am: A. lost in a place in which someone with the requisite geoguessr talents could deduce the location of or B. trapped in the Spiral or perhaps another Fear center

I have been walking up stairs for a while btw

Why am I always being put in situations. Hashtag spiral posting.