Me

When my parents ask how my semester went

When you're ready for Christmas but still have to take exams

Coming home from uni like

Everybody's attitude for next semester

When someone talks about having 1st

*pokes grades with a stick* "u ok?"

Emailing lecturer be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Lecturer: “sure” - sent from my iPhone

Lecturer: "I expected you to do better in this module"

I would really like to treat all my friends and family for Christmas but I have about £4.32

This sums up university

The whole of December is basically spent deciding whether to spend money on nights out or your family’s Christmas presents

Uni logic: The longer you wait to do coursework, the older you will be...Therefore the wiser.

Uni taught me to buy alcohol based on the strength and the price and not the taste.

All I want for Christmas is my student loan.

When I'm at uni I miss home, when I'm home I miss uni

Uni taught me if in doubt, extend your overdraft

Can my family understand that I'm a guest in this house now, I can no longer participate in these house chores

"What would you do if you won the lottery?" "Pay off all my uni debt and then donate the remaining 50p to charity."

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