Fuck you Maggie

also please do not post about your undocumented friends/family/etc

I have $40 for my internet bill. It is $90.53 & I need $51 to be able to pay it, due tomorrow. I have been sick for the last couple days & only have the $40 bc a very kind friend helped me out. Please repost & help if you’re in the position to. V:Erin-Long-1220 C:$ErinLong1220

oh they tackled him

Starting to think about a car purchase and it’s hilarious how instinctively ruined I am on Kias of any kind. If you’re a juvenile defense attorney, you know. I have repped one too many children for allegedly taking a Kia, it will not happen to my car.

I don’t know how to feel about this one Mr. Steel 😭 😭 a true attorney

No job has ever prepared someone more for the physicality of the NFL and the abuse of rookie hazing more than interning for Amy Klobuchar

I'm sorry but if a judge wants to stop a level 7 lawyer from using a dragon watermark he's going to have to roll 15 or better

Fellas is it fascist to have a brain that gets overstimulated and overwhelmed by excess, overlapping noise

I’m embarrassed it’s taken me 15 years of practice to ask this but I must know: are we allowed to file pleadings on dragon pleading paper?

this is the perfect lawyer website: - extremely tiny logo - shopping cart functionality - vertical “lawyers” button that does nothing - ominous mention of AI - only testimonial is a father’s rights case for someone named juice - links at bottom don’t go anywhere

PSA Zara is now formally on the BDS list

Anne Frank died of typhus. Who is responsible for her death?

A spokesperson for the Freedom Flotilla Coalition tells me: “Chris Smalls is still in Givon Prison and despite repeated requests to meet with the U.S. Embassy has been ignored by his country after being abducted by the IOF in international waters.”