There's something in the air. Can you feel it? It’s not hype. It’s high-frequency folklore 🦄

Every startup isn’t a unicorn, but every unicorn started as a startup. *Or it’s just a straight-up mythological creature that transcends reason. The difference? One's the beta, and it isn't the 🦄

Fight for your rite. Seen before. Soon again. Unicorn to $1B 🦄

Every great tech company starts as a fantasy 🦄

Go-to-market? Nope. Go-to-magic ✨

From the garage to godmode 🦄

Aura farming? He read the docs. Twice. Whatever happens next is not financial advice.

Somewhere in the Valley, the unicorn is loading. Last spotted in a converted garage off Middlefield.

They gave him a Google badge. He gave them eternal alpha. Then ghosted Sundar. Told me they couldn’t afford the magic 🦄

This photo is what economists mean when they say “asymmetric alpha.” Every great empire starts with a token 🦄

Unicorn atop a sleeping giant. Classic platform play.

We’re not browsing anymore, now it's called channeling. There’s no UI, and the UX is just eye contact 🔮

This cycle isn’t bull or bear. It’s mythical. And it’s here. Unicorn to $1B 🦄

In celebration of Bitcoin hitting a new ATH, here's a toast to the unicorns, frogs, and generally delusional. The unicorn’s horn is now a financial instrument.

Live look at a multi-billion dollar asset, riding shotgun in a Waymo.

A unicorn begins where logic ends, and magic is simply reality ahead of consensus. There’s a reason the unicorn has a horn: it points forward 🦄

If Hogwarts had a Y Combinator batch, it still probably wouldn't look anything like this. Built on belief, headbutts, and an unreasonable amount of charm🦄

Hey Ben Pasternak please check dm's when you have a chance, thanks!