Q. What has a dogs head a cats tail and brains all over its face? A. A zombie leaving the pet store!!! #undeadtrials #badjokes

Q.what kind of candy do zombies refuse to eat? A. Lifesavers!!!!!! #badjokes #undeadtrials

Q.what did the zombie eat after his teeth were pulled A.the DENTIST!!!!!!! #badjokes #undeadtrials

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a zombie? A. FrostBITE!!!!!! #badjokes #undeadtrials

Sorry thare hasn't been any Jokes guys I've been on vacation # ocean #timeoff

Want to hear a dirty story? A white horse fell into the mud. #badjokes #undeadtrials

TVs were a major factor in many deaths during the earliest stages of the zombie outbreak. It's true. Look it up. #tvkills #undeadtrials

Q: where do most zombies live?? ...A: on DEAD END streets!!! bwahahahah!!!....... #zombies #badjokes

Q: How can you tell a zombie is tired? ...A: it's DEAD on its feet!!! Bahahahahahaaa!!! #zombies #badjokes

Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new facebook friends? .. A: He was still digesting all his old facebook friends!!! #zombies #badjokes

or more twitter specific:.. q: why did the zombie ignore all his twitter followers? ..because he was still digesting his OLD followers!!!

'Trials: Death and the Undead' will be at this year's Rose City ComiCon in Portland, OR. Come on down!! #RCCC #UndeadTrials

The Tale of Eli Gibson thetaleofeligibson.blogspot.com/?spref=tw

New blog series from author Kurtis Bissell begins on Oct 12. Check out the Preface at thetaleofeligibson.blogspot.com to get a feel for the series.

9 days left until The Tale of Eli Gibson starts... thetaleofeligibson.blogspot.com #EliGibson

Only 5 more days until 'The Tale of Eli Gibson' begins! Check out the Preface to this epic tale now at thetaleofeligibson.blogspot.com

What do #SidHaig, #MichaelBerryman, Jessica Cameron ,The Soska Sisters and ℜц𝔰𝔰э𝔩𝔩 Ħ๏𝔡𝔤k𝔦𝔫𝔰๏𝔫 have in common? Why, Crypticon Seattle 👻🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️ Seattle of course!

And don't forget that Trials will also be at this year's Crypticon Seattle 👻🧛🏼‍♂️⚰️ in Seattle!