You see how I blocked you? Very distant very not playing around, very low tolerance.

i’m sobbing……..

I was on a flight this morning on United Airlines UA2431 from Houston and this nasty woman was so unprofessional and clearly let her personal views on certain humans seep out of her pores, leading her to believe she can get away with this behavior. Well, she cannot. I ask her

Not surprising, I had hella racist coworkers when I was a flight attendant for United Airlines

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Currently preparing my trader joes frozen meal in a cheap nonstick pan with generic vegetable oil and pushing it around with my black plastic spatula

I think there was no plot to begin with for Snow White, it’s an old ass fairytale and I feel like we stretched it out to make it interesting LMAO it’s like watching the 7 part tik tok shorts, every scene is word salad

My period started and I have stuff to do like actual obligations

gm

This is the most Washington DC coded tweet I’ve ever seen

irish people are so funny bc why did you bring this to a lucy dacus concert

Playing Night Shift by Lucy Dacus at the dive bar because if I can't feel better I'm going to make everyone else feel WORSE

And fuck Jeffree Star amen

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT BATS HAVE INTRODUCED LANTERNFLIES INTO THEIR DIET AND IT’S HELPING CONTROL THE LANTERNFLY POPULATION AND SUPPORT THE BAT POPULATION THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Careful

Don’t piss me off