Manny has set fire to my gas car to “stop pollution.” He’s also taken my credit card and bought a Tesla Model S

Went to visit Frank and found him stroking the last remaining can of Sprite Cranberry.

My essence has been absorbed into x.com.

I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE-NAED!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate X Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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I have completely shaved Donkey Kong.

I am in Wakey Wakey, the trailer for Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared 2.

/// I don't like doing OOC tweets because I feel it devoids from the character a bit. But I've wanted to address this for a while so here we go. You can probably tell by the last two tweets that I'm trying to reinvent this account a bit. The parody community has changed... (1/3)

Grandpa said the N-Word at the thanksgiving table, resulting in Rodrick dropping the atomic bomb on top of the house. Happy (late) Thanksgiving!

Greg stayed up all night watching the Game Awards, and screamed down the house when there was no Fighter 5 reveal.

Merry Christmas from the heffley family! Greg said Merry Chrysler to rodrick so he is now one of the chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

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