Trying out some dated material -- still shaken by Dick Clark hologram at Coachella.

Yahoo says, "Salmonella in dog food sickens 14 people in USA." This is alarming for more reasons than I can list.

I'm sorry, but I don't enjoy "dramedies." Henceforth, I will refer to them as "commas."

I'm flying to San Francisco tomorrow and my arms feel fantastic. Seriously, I can't imagine them ever being tired.

"Not a problem" is becoming a problem. Seriously. Let's get back to either, "You're welcome" or even "Uh huh." Thanks!

Who Is Chuck Tatham? newyorker.com/online/blogs/s… via The New Yorker

My friend Joanne Tatham is performing tonight and tomorrow in NYC, at the famous @TheCarlyleHotel. Great cabaret, check it out.

The great JR Havlan makes me sound (sort of) coherent -- he's a damn magician... soundcloud.com/writersblocpod…