NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

The world does not owe Africa a head start, nor will it stand still to let us catch up. While some societies have effectively conquered Earth, mastering healthcare, stable currencies, high-speed rail, and skyscrapers, they are now looking past the horizon. As they build

Man of the Match of both Matches was won by Raya and Neuer but we are hearing that the UEFA player of the week might be Bruno Fernandes.

It's not clear how the truce between Washington and Tehran will play out. But one thing is certain - Iran has tested its nuclear weapons. It is called the Strait of Hormuz. Its potential is inexhaustible.

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Props to Jason Statham for really stepping out of his comfort zone with this one

Abijawara Mafokosaun Ogechukwu I hate watch Messi till he comot Barca. Who come be Yamal?? There's no amount of dribbling from him that can impress me. The defenders no good.

Of corse your pass rates gonna be 95% if your always passing backwards and side to side, same way wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs….safety first 😴

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Things like this make me really deep statements like “black people are more susceptible to diabetes/ high bp etc.” Because are we really or do we just have poor access to good healthy food choices

Bob Golen That’s usually how it introduces itself.

went to get a trim and new barber try buss convo mid taper….

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Chelsea finessed us for Madueke then used the money to buy Garnacho

Started studying English linguistics for funsies and they started talking about dividing vowels into quadrants and shifting anti clockwise mmmmm no thank you, me no hablo engles.

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I've always told my PhD students that a PhD is a marathon and not a sprint. Now that Sabastian Sawe has run the London Marathon in under 2 hours, I'll need to think of something else to tell them.

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The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.