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@umebomi

iwaoi & skts • no minors please • ao3.org/users/izayas

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calendar_today23-12-2020 00:47:37

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pre dating bokuaka where bokuto tries to foil any plans for a tokyo branch of onigiri miya bc akaashi always says he’s visiting osaka for the onigiri

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The famous CXS quote “LG, say something!” is actually a reference to a Chinese internet meme. The original line is: “Husband (老公, lǎogōng — which also abbreviates as “LG”), say something!” ↓

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omi pretending not to know komori when they unexpectedly bump into each other at a non-volleyball, non-family event cue komori making it everyone's problem that "KIYOOMI-CHAN WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW ME, YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND FROM CHILDHOOD WHO BRAIDED YOUR HAIR--"

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iwa "of course i wanted you to stay, you're the love of my life but the only thing i want more than you is for you to be happy" vs oikawa "ask me to stay and i would, no matter what because you matter more to me than anything else"

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msby skts getting engaged but not publicly announcing it until like 9 months later because atsumu decided "it's up to omi-omi<3" and omi-omi didn't want to deal with social media shit until it's been 9 months, he's out of the continent visiting family, and hits post on insta

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thinking about skts on the beach… kiyoomi watching atsumu play in the sand… until atsumu accidentally kicks some all over kiyoomi and kiyoomi immediately gets up and begins digging a suspiciously grave-shaped hole without saying a word

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just made myself laugh imagining omi going 'what's this' when atsumu hands him a banana because he's been served platters of sliced fruit his whole life so he legit doesn't know what the fruit itself looks like atsumu: rocks back and forth, holding his head omi: how do i open it

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osamu who proudly frames and hangs up every msby and/or jnt article about atsumu but when atsumu visits, osamu’s like “don’t flatter yerself, i do it to tell customers it’s me. helps with marketing”

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kitty atsumu after fighting with omi (he thinks omi cheated on him by being amused at a viral cat video and immediately realized he is not suited for outdoor cat life)

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omi in the msby share house because hinata sings loudly in the shower, bokuto keeps forgetting to add detergent to the laundry, and atsumu is atsumu

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skts and then after omi's 15 seconds of silence, he words a strongly worded email to the dryer company AND also calls their 24/7 customer service hotline (he is a premium customer)