Corrections transport?

Zach buys a "crab pretzel (?)" Vaughn: "It tastes like pumpkin pie." A few seconds later: "Now it tastes less like pumpkin pie"

"It was a strange, disturbing, and somewhat erotic moment"

At Waffle House, a baby got his food before Doogles and Doogles got SO MAD. "I was pretending to be salty while actually being salty."

Finn found a Tinder match in 4 seconds. #ivegothosindifferentareacodes #irresistible

Asher: "Waffle House seems to me like a man pulling food out of a Denny's dumpster" #Casadewaffle

Mina- "I think I need to order a salad, or I might die"

The makeshift red bull hat works! #getpulledover

Max: "I wanted to make the IV drip or red bull hats." #greatsuccess

Joe: "Rotating doors stress me out."

Matt loses his use of real scissors for the rest of the year #insulttoinjury

"It's like Say My Name, but with dick-smelling instead of name-saying"

Carly pulls into the driveway. #MarchMadness

Finn Van Miken makes it back to providence (with the help of red bull and #mbmbam podcasts)

Update: The mega-blister popped - it went painlessly from natural causes. RIP

"Wow. Shots look enormous in glasses with ice."

"Is that your natural color??"

"I need a new peen so hard"

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