Tonight. terrorvision Bradford. Ho yus.

Seeing as everyone else is doing it, my team for Palace Muric Roberts AAD Hansen Taylor Berge JBG JBL WOPR Amdouni Amdonti Subs: Cork, Brownhill, Jay Rod, A-Rod, O’Shea, Cullen, Your Mum #twitterclarets

A packed room, bouncing and singing “Alice, What’s The Matter” at the top of their voices. as my coffin slides behind the curtain for the last time. Aye, that’s the sendoff I want.

We battered them 0-2! #twitterclarets

Effort improved. Play improved. Atmosphere much improved. Forgot to legislate for the Football Gods kicking us in the bollocks again. #twitterclarets

New OOMTM vlog. I was going to call it "Youse are all f****** idiots" but YouTube doesn't like that. When Twitter's character limit is larger than the number of braincells of some people. #twitterclarets youtube.com/watch?v=A7u-54…

Off to see #NHLBruins for only the second time ever early next year. In terms of ticket inflation, the first time that I ever say them it was $80 for the pair of us in the lower bowl about six rows back. Now I've had to pay $260 for the middle of the top level behind the goal.

One in four people in the UK experience a mental health problem each year. According to the PFA, over 75% of professional footballers have experienced some kind of mental health issue. If you or someone you know is affected by the issues raised - please reach out. Help is

Frank Borman has died - the commander of Apollo 8. I think Apollo 8 played on a child’s imagination even more powerfully than Apollo 11 did. Christmas 1968. The first time astronauts had disappeared round the dark side of the Moon; also the mission that produced this photograph

It's Friday night. It's the Preview Show! 😣 Looking back at Palace 🤓 All of Dave's Stats 🥁 @[email protected] - Mike Landers 🇺🇦 talks crowd atmosphere 🔴 Dan Potts talks Arsenal 🫵 Team news 📽️ Via YouTube : youtu.be/WG5l-ef02Pc 🎧 Podcast : pod.fo/e/200a89 #twitterclarets

Arrived today. Now I need to figure how to watch an NTSC BluRay. (The Live gig is PAL, but the Behind the Scenes is NTSC) #fanboy

Yet another straight red for violent conduct in an Arsenal vs Burnley game. After the same team has three straight reds in the last five of these matches, when are the FA going to step in to stop their thuggish behaviour? #twitterclarets #arsbur

Anyway, I could get annoyed by the football, but just beforehand we were witness to a car smash. Both parties escaped with mild injuries (both cars clear write-offs, but C and I stopped to help, call the police, move the cars, give details etc. So. You know. Perspective.

Can we send her to Rwanda?

With the news that David #Cameron is now in the House of Lords becuase Sunak direct asked the King to make it happen over breakfast, we now cut to a live feed of Rt Hon Nadine Dorries reading the news in her kitchen.

David Cameron and his austerity policies, implemented by his Chancellor, were reported to have contributed to the deaths of over 120,000 people.

One half of my timeline is some funny stuff about the bunch of cunts that laughably call themselves a Government imploding, so lets just check-in on #twitterclarets oh...

Going to shut this account soon, but here's a stat. Since June 2020, Burnley have played 51 home games in the Premier League. They've won 10 of them. As an ST holder who can't make every game in that 2 1/2 years, I've seen them win a game at home... twice. #twitterclarets