Got this sickly sweet, self congratulatory invite from NextWealth. I’d rather pluck my eyelashes one by one than have ‘fun’.

Time to regulate fund research, I suggest portfolio-adviser.com/fca-on-the-bac…

Why do the trades write same crap? It's just regurgitated PRs. Som r same exc.4 diff logos & cols Investment Week @fundweb Money Marketing

Her Majesty is abdicating. @PlatforumFred already jumped ship. Platforum is f**ked.

Pissed myself laughing at this shite telegraph.co.uk/finance/person…

OMG on a mission to tie up UK distrib. Intrinsic, Quilter Cheviot, what next? Tesco? Let's hope you don't shovel crap to users MoneyButton Status

I'm not often moved to come out of my pit, but I'm sad to see @Ascentric_Hugo stepping down as Chair. A true gent. A real loss to industry.

Jeez, these guys want to keep fleecing us even when we're dead! professionaladviser.com/professional-a…

Today's vacuous email from Platforum finally roused me from my long slumber. I predict they'll disappear in 2016 #PlatforumPredicts

Terribly sad to learn of Richard Mein's passing. He was needed to help build the future.

Very sad news about Richard Mein, founder of Parmenion He was an innovator and inspiration and will be missed.

Cofunds is another FriendsReunited... A trailblazer in its day, but now irrelevant. L&G's slowly running it down to salvage balance sht.

Hood is back in the hood Carlton Hood 🏳️‍🌈 professionaladviser.com/professional-a…

Cofunds continues to crumble @Cofunds citywire.co.uk/new-model-advi…

The sky's the limit for Martin Gilbert citywire.co.uk/wealth-manager…

Must have been slow news day. What the fuck do these 2 know? moneymarketing.co.uk/issues/26-may-… Graham Bentley Abraham Okusanya Money Marketing

Henderson, M&G, and SLY are bricking it over Brexit.

Standard Life Aberdeen Plc. Or SLAP for short. A slap in the face for the 800 job losses. SL Aberdeen Asset UK #SLAP

Let's hope Virgin Money customers get better fees with Stab than they do at the mo... moneymarketing.co.uk/aberdeen-stand…

Personally, I think I've got it down to a tee. (A wet one of course.) x.com/guardian/statu…