You can't even play the mandolin these days. You have to play the theydolin.

Have a great night y’all!

Programatic promotions are hard

I shouldn’t laugh 😹

I just hope the foley artist from #DahmerNetflix is doing okay ✌️

Looks more like they will replace my toddler 20 minutes past bedtime.

I keep wondering if years from now we will realize this was the most coordinated effort to limit worker earnings since the coordinated anti-poaching scheme from the early 2000s cnet.com/tech/tech-indu…

Mexico is awesome!

they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds

Dear CEOs: mass layoffs are counterproductive. Hundreds of studies: firms that downsize end up being less profitable than peers that find other ways to lower costs (e.g., exec pay cuts, unpaid leaves). Layoffs bleed talent & breed guilt+anxiety. They should be the last resort.

The scene in My Dad the Bounty Hunter when they say “We don’t pay as much but we take care of our people” just hits differently these days.

Nothing like going outside to grab my son’s shoes and doing a full-on Charlie Brown fall because the deck is now an ice skating rink!

I’m not kidding. Going into the planning office today, they had the approval stamps on display like the infinity stones (except less expensive). #powertrip #monoply

Engineering is the bridge between imagination and reality, and every great innovation starts with an engineer who dares to dream big. Here's to the engineers who are changing the world and making a difference in people's lives. Let's keep pushing the limits of what's possible!

Gorgeous from start to finish. Had me sobbing a bit in parts then also laughing out loud. Go see it!

The hardest part of doing a cold plunge is not telling anyone about it