Levy is being awarded the Freedom of the City of London for services to his own Bank Balance. No one could have done better!

What is Trump’s handicap at golf ? I know Trump is the U.S.A ‘s biggest handicap. He probably says he plays off ‘scratch’ but he fills his card out before he tees off. That’s our boy,👺👺👺

I approach this season with the same sense of expectation as always, Why ? Am I deluded enough to expect a team that just missed relegation,aided by a few new second rate pros,to challenge the top teams ? YES ! Because I’m Spurs all the way and I reserve my right to be deluded.

Looks like MGW is staying at Forest….apparently Levy has fooled us all,just when you think you know footballs biggest arsehole, Up pops Marinakis !!!!

Looks like ‘The Levy Magnet ‘ has failed to attract any top players to Spurs.I wonder why?

Richarlison leads the line in Hong Kong against Arsenal,so expect a lot of running around and no goals ! Or has he changed into a dynamic goal scoring machine ? Nah,he’ll be shit as usual..🙁

Sonny,the absolute epitome of a team player,always gave %110,never panicked and set up many of Kanes goals.We will struggle to replace him. Bon Voyage ,Skipper !

Bayern in front in 12 mins ,Kane misses pen,on purpose (?

4-0. ? Well who wants to win the Herr Kutt kup ? We are saving our best players for the Champions League , As per Ange ! And a great tactic by Frank to give Burnley a false sense of security. COYS !

Maddison out for months ? Does he play for us ? He doesn’t do much when he’s fit.He has one good game in three and that’s not good enough.If someone looks at him he falls over.🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

I usually feel optimistic at the start of a new season,but not this year,I’ve never felt so despondent as now,all down to Levy,people don’t trust him,agents are sick of his lying . We have basically the same players that finished 17th last season,😢🤬😡🤷🏻‍♂️

Watch Alisdair Golds video,I’ve never seen him so down about Spurs signings,all second rate players as usual.

We’re getting a £30 mill.striker apparently.£30 mill. means they bring their own boots.

I consider scoring one goal against PSG. as a victory and will celebrate by running round my front room. I will then turn the tele off and have a warm bath,job done!

I never doubted them………well done Mickey,best No9 we’ve ever had ….😃

Well,we showed the best team in Europe we can compete with them for 90 mins. No problem,up and running in the Prem. on Saturday,bet Burnley are not looking forward to that. Well done lads ,COYS !!! 🤷🏻‍♂️😎🥸🤬👀🤸🏿‍♂️!

Thought I’d look at Chris Cowlin on Utube …….Jesus ,time he ran his “Look at me ! “ publicity stunt I gave up and deleted it. Who does he think he is ? Liberace ? FFS 🤬🤷🏻‍♂️👺

Trump and Putin are meeting to discuss how much of Ukraines rare metals they can share. Trump has done nothing to stop any war anywhere !

3 - 0. We could be top of the league tonight !💕🤬👍🤸🏿‍♂️👣🤡👀 Wooooo. Ooooooo ! (So did Ange once 🙁)

I think Palace are just winding Levy up over Eze. They’ve got no intention of letting him go! Levy’s such a despicable little shit nobody wants to deal with him !