*its time *wish me luck

*alright so i accidentally locked myself in a vault *its really tight in here

*the signal in this vault is awful *and i cant shortcut out *magic-prevention spell or something

*i literally have to wait here until someone finds me *... *all according to plan *heh

*oh oh i hear footsteps *i think a security guard is walking up bbl

*im filthy rich now *but i depleted my magic supply by shortcutting that much gold out of the bank *ill be powerless for a while i guess

*i try to think of a good pun *but i realize i may never be able to top my pinned tweet

*uh... *heh

*no

*appreciate my jokes please and thank you. x.com/ufsansational/…

@BuffFishWife91 *uh *no???

@BuffFishWife91 *im a dick, man *i steal from people for fun

@BuffFishWife91 *uh *ok wow *no arguments from me i guess

*hey, congratulations everyone. heh. doesn't feel like a year.

*"hey, oliver, what does it feel like to sleep for entire months at a time" *it feels pretty darn amazing

*been over a year since i basically dropped off the face of the earth.

*nothin' much 's happened. still doin' crimes i guess.

*it's like sandstone but as a skeleton.

*fahson, dahling.