High quality rebrand here.

One for Daniel Turner⚽️ 🏟️ 1️⃣0️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ to tick off

Time for the government to seriously consider shortening the summer parliamentary recess. All it does is create a vacuum which is filled by populist grifters who get to dominate the headlines for weeks on end while ministers seem to be totally absent.

The four stages of fuckwittery.

'Did you bring the poo bag?' 'Yes, he's holding me now'.

They should shoot orange smoke from the chimney at the White House when it’s official

Everyone later on today

melania at the funeral

Do you reckon we'll get an extra bank holiday?

Enjoying the Christmas truce 1914 vibes here

Just seen KD in the dugout. Give him some boots, quick! You Yeltz!

James Milner has now scored a Premier League goal against goalkeepers born in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and 2000s.

Stultifying #ARSLIV

What do you mean there's another 45 minutes of that?! #LIVARS

First Monday in work for a month

Das spiel ist weg!

French CEO fired for having an affair. The end times are near

Oliver Glasner calling Arne Slott at 6.59pm tonight #cpfc

It’s fair to say, Jamie Vardy being team mates with Benito Mussolini’s great grandson wasn’t on my bingo card…

Gotta love the FA Cup