Best use of music in a movie - Free Bird in Kingsman. Not even close.

I don’t think your massage therapist is supposed to say “wow” and “damn” that much.

Shout out to Darn Tough Vermont and their awesome warranty. I own probably 15-20 pairs of their socks. Had a couple of pairs develop holes/runs. Sent back and quickly got credit to re-order from their site with free shipping. Only cost to me was a few dollars shipping the old ones back.

Diet tip - Carrots are great snack if you’re hungry and would like to stay that way.

Got home and asked my Alexa devices to play music. The only one that decided to comply was the bathroom at the other end. It picked Layla. Total Goodfellas vibes.

Did 60 pounds of pork butt last weekend for a friend’s birthday party. Biggest cook I’ve ever done. Forgot to get pic of final bark but it was pretty perfect. #tweetyourmeat

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams (specifically quoting because of that one time I was accused of plagiarizing one of the most recognizable lines among my followers)

New guitar day. #bttf

Good Morning Everyone!!! Happy Saturday 🌻☀️🌻

Had random sales guy email me asking to pitch his product to partner with him. Explained his solution is not in my scope and to continue working with his other contacts that are more appropriate. He then tells me I AM the right contact and I should meet with him. WTF?

Getting old(er) means stashing reading glasses everywhere, like on top of the refrigerator in case you have to read an expiration date on something.

Gotta love U.S. Postal Service - item shipped from a town about 150 miles from me - has now been routed two states and 1000 miles away and will miss delivery estimate by at least two days.

I’ve lost more friends to suicide than I have to combat. That’s a really sad fact, but it is a reality. Reaching out to people works. Will it work every time? No. But once is enough sometimes. If you have left the military, you can still use this memo as a reminder: reach out

So far two LEO encounters (moderate speeding) with my obnoxious license plate and both found it funny and let me go with a warning. 😂

Chiefs are the unluckiest team in the league Their best player’s season just ended in a game they’re not even playing 😔🙏

This is funny. I did actually join from Turkey - I was there on business and bored. The caution is because I do sometimes use VPNs when traveling internationally. So my profile looks like I’m not actually from the US. 😂

Okay, hear me out: it is a Texas truism that the sketchier the circumstances in which you buy them, the better the tamales. The best tamales you will ever eat will be made by somebody's tía and bought from the trunk of an old car in a store parking lot. Further, the junkier the

Latest grift - got charged a $3.99 "Parking Facility Fee" at a Marriott Hotels property-literally just their parking lot. Not a shared/commercial lot, not controlled access/secured, not a garage, just paved area around the hotel. Just raise your price by $4 and quit the BS fees.

Business idea. Taking funding applications. (Image made with Grok)

007 are really dumb permissions for a spy.