Can anyone help? What is this song? Only have the beat stuck in my head? Dum,dum,dum.... (clap)... dum-dum-dum. Der-Der, deeer-Der,Der,Der.... Der, Der, deeer, Der, Der, dum-dum-dum? (And repeat?). Chris Moyles Dominic Byrne BBC Radio 1 Radio X Greg James Rio Ferdinand Jake Humphrey

Anyone else notice they irony in today’s Metro #strawberries #notstrawberries

So...... Twitter and commuting. Is this something I should think about doing again?

Yawn..... that is all.

We are working urgently and closely with supporter groups from the so called 'Big Six' MUST | Manchester United Supporters Trust AST THST 1894 Chelsea Supporters’ Trust⭐️⭐️ Spirit of Shankly and with The FSA & Football Supporters Europe to fight these Superleague proposals. 1/2

Apologies from Arsenal and now the Liverpool owner. Will the Manchester United Glazers: 1. Come out and apologise 2. Stay silent 3. Try to sell souvenir 'I was there' ESL t-shirts? Manchester United #SuperLeague #GlazersOut #bbcfootball Gary Neville #SkySportsNews Gary Lineker #football

Watching Sky Sports Cricket but listening to Test Match Special is the perfect scenario. Only issue is making sure they are both in sync. Would be ideal if there was a TMS audio option within the Sky feed. #ENGvNZ #bbccricket

Good evening Southern. Are you able to hold the 20:22 East Croydon - Uckfield Service as there are delays out of London Bridge?

Reckon Manchester United have listened to #LizTruss and decided to boycott the #UCL already #ATMMUN #BBCSport #BTSport

Remember when the top news story was about a Christmas Party? Aah, those were the days.

5 people in my carriage are currently in the phone, all talking louder and louder. Free Wi-Fi and mobile signal is very overrated. (Aware that one of those is also allowing me to write this…).

Anyone know where GMB Union live so I can go and empty my bins into their bins?

I’m quite liking these train strikes

Save Our Uckfield Leisure Centre Public Pool - Sign the Petition! chng.it/XxhcRCp7 via Change.org

Kids, when you grow up, make sure you be kind and be honest as cheaters never prosper…. Oh wait…. #UCLfinal #BBCFootball #ManchesterCityInter #BTSport

Base, Luso, Kese, Buto etc etc etc…. All those gadget type product adverts are being blocked one by one. @Twitter is so full of crap these days!

‘And Max Verstappen takes the lead….’ And the TV gets turned off. #bbcf1