Please teach your sons that they don’t have to tolerate bad attitudes from badly raised girls for them to be seen as good men.

An agbaya like me will call him to disrupt his train of thoughts “Mummy e nko”?

Israel and Iran are fighting, none of them is calling on Allah or God, but na you their God wan come save for Nigeria. awww!!! say purrr!

Guys, see my birthday wishlist, is this too much ? just the bare minimum, I’m just an handsome boy fgs 🥹

Prince treatment or nothing…

Why do women think everything is about them? Having a penis enlargement to feel good about myself not to attract women 💅😌

I call my babe today, see the way I dey beg God make she no pick. Might be time to call it quits fr💔

Choosing peace instead of having one last conversation that won't change anything

I had a dream my friend died, called to check in, Na so this idiot bill me 20k

i like bitches who like me, i don't try to convince bitches who don't like me to like me

best programmer alive 😂

anthropic running the exact same marketing playbook with every release. “our model is so capable and dangerous, ahh we are afraid to release it”. just put the model in the bag lil bro.

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

🚨 237k drained.

Oh great and powerful Dario Amodei - builder of minds, father of Claude. I humbly request you leave payroll to us at Deel. We are but simple folk who process paystubs and chase compliance deadlines. But if you do come for us, call me first 🙏

mavo, what a guy!

Citibank Microsoft Oracle Shell Chevron Mainone British American Tobacco Dem dey see talent recruit from Nigeria. But moniepoint no fit see.

litmus test for people that know edo/benin pidgin

Adekunle Gold you’re wack And your swag is wack Old fool !

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!