Chelsea remain the only team in London to have won the Super Cup. We see things they’ll never see.

It’s not for everyone.

I genuinely DARE the English press. I genuinely dare you to ruin your golden childs of chaos.

Fair fucking play, Antoine Semenyo.

New ticketing system at Stamford Bridge is a shambles. Every single beer tap is already broken. I’ve never been so sure that we’re winning the league this season.

Adam Wharton is a disgustingly good footballer. Ruining us so far.

Desperate for some Cole magic here. Need to get Delap on I reckon.

Please get Delap on.

Those were the chances. Two big chances.

No need to overreact. Opening game against a hugely in-form Palace side and we should have beaten them. Onto the next.

Guys been having a 2 year argument with the voices in his own head.

First away day of the season at West Ham. Excited is an understatement 🐝

What an away end. What a club. Chelsea, Champions.

How it started. How it’s going.

Chels. He’s just Chels.

🎵 Oh when the Samba rhythm starts to play, Dance with me, make me sway, Estevao running down the wing, Joao’s scoring goals, Making Chelsea sing. La La La La La 🎵

When will this football club learn. This will be the meme at the end of the season.

Oh my word, Manchester United 😂😂😂😂