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if you ignore her just cause you’re with your boys you don’t deserve her

U miss me ? Then ft me u loser

A beach and a girlfriend sound great right now.

USA STRONG!

Don’t chase. Attract.

Only thing you can do if you’re a guy and you’re ugly, is own a boat. Women love boats.

If you aren’t watching outer banks on Netflix.. well your loss

Ok no more wasting time are you trying to be my cornhole partner at family functions or no

michelob ultra is the best fucking beer don’t @ me

I rather be tan and ugly than be pale and ugly

I’m either your first choice or I’m nothing. You pick

I’ve learned that “I’ll just get gas in the morning” is a very substantial mistake to make as an adult..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... Snapchat ruins relationships