That tough guy act ain’t cutting it .... you know what you are.. you know what you’ve always been>>> A PUSSY (SAY IT LOUDER FOR PEOPLE IN THE BACK) Been kicking your ass and pretty please make the playoffs before you talk. It’s a known thing that I OWN YOU. Karl-Anthony Towns

Iran’s open letter to the US public— Simplified Version Hi. I’m the president of Iran. I want to talk to you directly — not to your government, but to you. Who is Iran? Iran is a really, really old country — one of the oldest in the whole world. Even though Iran is big and

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Nooo you're supposed to flush your vote down the toilet and watch helplessly as they do what they want

This comment on Lebron's IG stream 😭😭😭

yeah bro you feel stupid because you're stupid as fuck lmfao

LAKERS BENCH TONIGHT 😭🔥🔥

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

On-deck hitter watching Mason Miller pump three straight 100mph fastballs by the batter

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

EVERYBODY BETTER THAN LEBRON UNTIL ITS TIME TO BE BETTER THAN LEBRON

This is crazy 😭😭

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

If you put a gun to my head and told me to spell separate without autocorrect I would be cooked

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

LeBron James: “PLEASE…somebody help me!” Austin Reaves and Luke Kennard:

I just paid $30/lb for mid-tier steak and over $80 for a tank of gas and all I could think about was how it's all worthwhile as long as we helped Netanyahu blow up 170 Iranian school girls and double tap those paramedics.

LeBron James to John Goble just now: “What the f— are you talking about? You f—ing suck, man.”