Put my show onnnnn

I actually need to see the votes 🗳️

This has to be the worst final date ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

And this is why I love the s6 cast so much

how it feels telling my friends TS12 is coming

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

She ate yall right on up!

I try to be a Swiftie who’s open to valid criticisms but if you think she’s MAGA for wanting to get married and have kids you have officially lost the plot

One day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait

Everyone in the office was talking about what they were doing when 9/11 happened. They were talking about how they got sent home from their JOB for the day. I had to hit them with, “yall were working!?? *I was 4 years old*” 🤭

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

“game of thrones universe is heading to—”

Dont worry iced coffee im still coming for you

I’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete

need all of my friends to stay out of legal trouble i can’t afford to have my texts go public like this

how does this not scare everyone. how are we not unanimously afraid of this way of life.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO