Lots of horny people out there today!

Just got to a comedy show I’m doing tonight and there’s an 11 year old in the front row with his drunk parents. Happy St. Patrick’s Day? 🍀

Moms during Cherry Blossom season 🌸🌸🌸

I’ve officially been doing radio for a decade today and I’m still bad at it. 🎉

Well this is adorable! I think BC LIONS should definitely hook Aunt Mary up with something!!

Working in radio is just having jingles stuck in your head 24/7.

The Vancouver uniform is officially Vessi’s and an e-scooter.

If you are on this app and you’re from Toronto why is your city so humid? Also come check out the show Thursday night COMEDY BAR

Want to know how expensive gas is? We just played a commercial from a car dealership advertising that they sell electric bikes.

Vrbo is out here trying to make sure my entire family and I can easily book a place to unwind and get murdered.

Just received this call and you have to appreciate the honesty…

📻 Radio Update 📻 In addition to our show in Vancouver on CFOX, we’ve been added to Power 97 in Winnipeg! You can catch us weeknights 7p-9p. If you have some friends or family in Winnipeg please let them know!

Just cancelled my Disney Plus membership and finally made my first down payment on a carton of eggs!

🚨New Show🚨 We’re super excited to say you can catch us on 102.1 The Edge in Toronto weeknights from 7p-9p starting tonight! We’ll still be on-air in Vancouver/Winnipeg as well! I swear one day I’ll actually update my bio and cover photo but today is not that day.

The most hilarious part of Nickelback’s song Rockstar is that it’s all about completely over the top lavish luxury but when he’s asked what he wants to eat he orders a quesadilla.

“Carson Soucy suspended for one game after cross-checking McDavid” #Canucks fans:

Sounds like a great way to come down with a case of Sockeye.