Ejecting a football player for a football play is the worst rule in football ever

It’s always a good day when Florida loses

I love b and Nathaniel

It’s a week full of L’s

Another year not being a father. Miracles are real

I can’t believe I spent the amount of money I did today on a cowboy hat

Think I might kill a bottle of proper twelve today

Tom Brady is the greatest to ever do it

r u ok babe u barely blasted ur baja

Direct deposit: $1400 me at Dick’s Sporting Goods: bring me the balls too

Rough riders on repeat all day

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Guyssss pls rt!! You guys know how good a free beer taste! 🥺🤝😎 Michelob ULTRA

Gotta learn to send that dumb ass hoe to voicemail

I think my problem is I thoroughly enjoy four lokos

States are giving out a “back to work” bonus so people will get off unemployment. How about a “been working this whole damn time” bonus?

Construction but make it 1000 mg

DAWGSSSS might just be those MFers!!!!!

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