Picking the sun-dried tomatoes out of my Marry Me Chicken Pasta

Cool what about the Rams

my sincere and genuine take on the election is that it would be pretty funny if an orangutan tried to vote and he wrote in "bananas" lmfao

I love letterboxd because I can just rate everything 3 stars. “It was alright” is what I’m always like

[suburban dad watching sports voice] need 270 here

We can’t really grasp the concept of electoral politics right now. We’re mostly focused on shapes, numbers, and letters at the moment.

Dems so bad it’s got me thinking damn maybe we did steal that last election

You hear stories about monkeys/apes in the early 20th century that are like "He could operate a railroad switch, was paid in nuts, would know if you were ripping him off. He wore clothes and drank cognac. Someone swore they heard him talking" and then nothing for a hundred years

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

baby luigi

JD Vance Katy Perried the Pope

I need to go watch Lilo & Stitch

bless….

I know who is buried in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Galactus when he’s consuming the Earth and he takes a bite out of Atlanta