Derp

Hey Siri can you have a midlife crisis at 29

Am drunk

14 days of hell here I come 🫠

Day 12 at the rig

It do be beautiful in middle of nowhere Laredo

Frickin bats

Best part of a starbies run in the oil field is nobody else ever wants any

zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣 ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.

So excited for days off I put my pants on backerds

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At least we beat the falcons

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Tell your stupid cousin whos tripple vaxed and your auntie who watches CNN that they LIVE INSIDE OF THE MATRIX and have SLAVE MINDS at xmas dinner. Start a huge family argument and call everyone brokies. Say TOP G will make you so rich that youll never speak to them again.

This mf dashing through the snow fr

BREAKING: NSA denounces Chinese spy balloon, insisting the agency has spying on Americans covered already.

Grit.

Soon……

My brother is not enjoying this