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Ty Patton

@ty_patton

Christian, husband, father of 4, lawyer, commercial real estate professional, auctioneer, ICT advocate, youth sports coach, and aspiring cowboy. Go Chiefs.

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Watched the Sandlot with my 8 year old a couple weeks ago. He’s watched it three times since. Today he told me he thinks he could pickle the beast.

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This is a pathetic betrayal of the American public to benefit wealthy speculators. The fact that it’s wrapped up in a laughable “affordable housing” justification is an insult to our intelligence. Dr. Roger Marshall time to be an actual advocate for Americans and help stop this.

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This is profoundly stupid. The plan. The explanation. The justification. Everything about it is so breathtakingly stupid and nakedly corrupt that every person involved should be forced to resign.

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At the risk of sounding aggressively American, this is really soft. 87 degrees doesn’t even trigger heat precautions for our 4 and 5 year olds playing t-ball.

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Fair to say I’m not exactly team Trump. But credit where credit is due. Not sure anyone has summed up the Middle East so succinctly.

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Farmageddon is the longest uninterrupted FBS rivalry in history, stretching back to 1917. That will end in the 2027 football season after 110 years Iowa State leads the series 54-50-4 Big 12 Conference There is time to fix this, protect the rivalry!

Farmageddon is the longest uninterrupted FBS rivalry in history, stretching back to 1917. That will end in the 2027 football season after 110 years

Iowa State leads the series 54-50-4

<a href="/Big12Conference/">Big 12 Conference</a> There is time to fix this, protect the rivalry!
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Had a client send me an agreement that he had ChatGPT draft and asked if “there was anything keeping us from just using this” And after I really looked at, I said no. Go for it. There’s no rule that agreements have to be good.

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Coaching 3rd grade football this year. Got my roster today and there’s a kid that’s new to the team with a shirt of size of men’s medium. Son, have you heard about a little something we like to call “left tackle”?

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One of the neat things about being a lawyer is sometimes you wind up spending half a day trying to figure out how and why there’s a discrepancy in an oil and gas abstract and it’s ultimately because of a missing semicolon on a corrective mineral deed from 2018.

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Jumping into the history of Bleeding Kansas after Missouri started a border war to pretend you were somehow the victims is peak Confederate delusion.