KALAMAZOO TONIGHT AT SHAKESPEARES!! facebook.com/events/5630991…

We are playing in Bowling Green tonight at the SUMMIT SHACK! It is going to RULE!!

Last night was a blast! Tour is over GO BROWNS!

People who chew gum while drinking beer are psychos

I just typed “Spotify” in the Spotify search bar. Just wanted to let y’all know how dumb I am.

Tonight, it’s a Kling Thing time machine in Akron with Annabel , Two Hand Fools and The Firewood Project (Japan)

Let’s fuck shit up..

I just figured out that Garth Brooks isn’t the “Brooks” in “Brooks and Dunn” ...

We’re playing a mystery band set at Fest tonight!! Midnight at the Taco Bell, let’s fuggitup

Should we cover this??

Twenty One Pilots are just The White Stripes for kids who worked at Pac Sun in high school and only got Guitar Center gift cards for Christmas

Haley Joel Tritt

Kid Rock’s intro at Woodstock ‘99 is what keeps me going some days.

There should probably be a support group for the children of punks all named fucking Milo

Good thing I didn’t have a kid in middle school or it’d be named Jello Danzig Guralnik or some shit

CLEVELAND. TONIGHT. MAHALL’S.

Two Hand Fools you guys are 10/10