If you had told me 25 years ago that somebody from Waiting for Guffman was going to host the Emmys, I would have assumed it was Corky.

Even on bipartisan issues, maga still manages to fuck it up.

Anticipating this being the only good Phish-related email I'll get today.

I read this shirt in the OK Computer voice.

Ringo YEM sit-in when?

Type the subject Wait 10 min Write the first half of a paragraph Wait another 15 min Hit send, then doing something else

As soon as I noticed the word 'dropped' being repeated over and over, it really underscored the dehumanization they're so obviously aiming for. Republicans only care about two things: white men and their property - if you're not one, you must be the other.

That this is even happening at all *IS* the dream. She can play whatever she wants.