Gay zoomers I am begging you to get over the guilt you feel for your so-called porn addictions, and stop wearing American male burqas (oversized clothes) and embrace that you are porn like your straight peers already have.

Your straight maga dad tried to fire his gay employees over their Facebook posts, but they insisted on changing your dad’s mind. He ended up giving them both raises.

Your straight MAGA boss called you in to fire you over your Facebook posts, but changed his mind when you showed him how hard your big gay commie cock got thinking about the whole thing

“Bro I know it’s crazy, but once he pulled out his massive gay commie cock, I realized he was right. I couldn’t fire him over a Facebook post. I only sucked it to show how sorry I was for ever being a Republican. I just can’t let my wife find out.”

Your straight MAGA dad is having a hard time coping with his anger and frustration ever since a group of gay commies started targeting his DMs with pics of their big zoomer cocks

If you got fired from your job for a social media post, I wanna send you my MAGA cash

Straight MAGA guys watching a Destiny stream

Your straight MAGA city councilman dad claims he was hacked due to this video of your ex boyfriend appearing on his official x page with the caption “my son’s commie ex bf make my peepee go boing”

Your straight MAGA older brother said he was gonna suck the gay commie out of you after you told him Charlie Kirk deserved it

Your straight MAGA older brother when Tyler Robinson’s pics came out

Officially my bday. Who should I send to?

This is what your straight MAGA dad was doing when he found out about the shooting

Videos your bully 'accidentally' sends you at 2 AM

All you and mom could do was watch as dad insisted he could cure your gay bf’s sea sickness

Straight MAGA stepdads when their stepson says illegal immigrants deserve free housing

“Dude wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if we sent our work bonuses to that commie homo at work and sucked his huge dick haha”

It started as a joke between you and your bros. Sending your gf’s gay friend $10 every now and then for his “fairy fund,” but then the queer sending back videos like this and you couldn’t help but start sending him most of your paychecks

“Dude I know it sounds crazy but my little brother’s huge gay dick tastes so much better than my girlfriend’s pussy.”

The gay kid you bully at school “accidentally” sent this video along with a $100 request. Knowing it’d freak him out, you sent back a video of you fingering your straight hole and a $200 send.

Your straight roommate was upset over being ghosted by another girl so you offered to let him eat your gay load out of your bf’s pussy