Good grief. The racist twitter storm about the boots Christmas advert is depressingly predictable.

Sarah definitely has the allure tonight 🥰 #Strictly

Pete and Jowita have all the chemistry, but he put her down from every lift like a sack of spuds #Strictly

I have to agree

I love Amy but JB seems to be doing better with Lauren #Strictly

I’m finding this treatment of the AMs quite distracting, tbh #Strictly

Wynn doesn't want to go to Blackpool #Strictly

I hope you're all enjoying my expert analysis of #Strictly

I'm actually enjoying poppy spotting this evening. Such a range! I have noticed a couple of last year's paper ones though. Jennifer Ferguson have you seen them too? 🤪 #Strictly

Fierce!!!! Montel and Johannes 🔥 And the costumes ... WOW!!! #Strictly

Yes, and I'm here for it #Strictly

Fireworks are starting. I forgot they would be this weekend as well. Looks like the dog will have to be in with us tonight. I can't leave him alone when the sky is barking at him

I thought my TV had broken then. Is this the equivalent of turning the sound off? #Strictly #Chris

Blind or not, Chris is a flipping good dancer and I have no idea how he manages to do it. Is he faking it for the PIP? 🤪 (I am kidding, before you come at me!) #Strictly

Claudia got a little bit salty with Vito there! If Sarah goes out this week we know why 🤣 #Strictly

The wide blue yonder is looking good now, tweeps. It's like this place used to be. Please find me over there. Same user name without the underscores.

If you are on 'the not pink, not earth' site please let me know how to find you. It's lovely over there so that's where I'm pitching my tent now. Come and camp with me?

Join us for our beautiful Christmas services starting with Nine Lessons and Carols this Sunday (22nd) at 6pm. All services will be in our hall on Abercorn Place, NW8. Refreshments after all services except Midnight Mass when we will be serving mulled wine from 11pm. All welcome

If you think I’ve gone quiet here it’s because I’m on Bluesky now where everything smells of blueberries. I only come back every now and again to check that Sandford Police Commentary are keeping us safe and policing for the greater good.