Are y’all excited for 9/11?

Who said food can't be fun?

legs are the feet of the ass

Human centipede advert, 1928.

Donald Trump has appointed local grotesque E.B. Farnum to the new post of White House Mayor

man jimi hendrix's "miles davis in the 1970s & 80s" years would have been so fucking good

perhaps now more than ever

Mike forgot he was talkin to a kid 😂

The reason Luigi’s capture feels so clumsy and doesn’t seem to make sense is that they were tracking him illegally the whole time and now have to retcon how they were able to find him

New bonus with tommy toiletman, attorney at law on Aaron Rodgers' ridiculous new Netflix doc soundcloud.com/poddamnamerica…

you know you scream and scream and scream about how liberalism easily paves the way for fascism and then it just sort of happens right in front of you even faster than you could ever imagine. oh well

wow cool New Era Cap

In 2019, I tweeted something innocuous about George Foreman. He retweeted it, which, long story short, started a fight between him and my roommate that ended in me getting banned from twitter. About a year later, I created this account using my dead grandmother’s phone number.

never heard of this guy but his book is assigned reading for my son's kindergarten class so i'm reading to make sure there's nothing woke in there

jealous?

Cuomo supporters are like "he has more experience working with people" and then the "people" are Harvey Weinstein

Chuck Schumer is a coward and people like him are worthless in a time of crisis.