bitches who do they own makeup before they go outside is top tier bad bitch

my biggest dating ick is when men over promise and under deliver because you could've just shut the f up. honestly, truly.

"How do you know about that?" You told me.

Hanging out with a guy who is constantly like do you want my jacket let me open your door for you i can pump the gas do you want me to grab you a coffee i can fix that thing in your car that’s making a weird noise

This is sending me so bad

A white woman who doesn’t play about me

still pissed that my name wasn't on any coke bottles

The fact that I have to say “it’s a DRAWING” or “I DREW it” so people understand it’s not a photo… is a little annoying

This video was released almost 12 years ago. Nothing has changed.

till lack of communication do us part

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

i love this app because someone will always say my thoughts and all I have to do is repost & watch them get cooked on my behalf instead 😭😭

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

my problem is i wanna see you after i just seen you

I forgot about this stupid shit but imagine if they poured $80 billion into feeding the hungry instead of this failed cartoon universe that nobody wanted

life got so serious i stopped doing my british accent