No matter your title or responsibilities, you're never too important to not get pulled into a Facetime call with a parent to help troubleshoot printer problems, “see where your cursor is? Good, move it 1 inch higher. Right, now click that. No, that's Facebook…”

About to try wiring my first branch, wish me luck. Hopefully I won’t do any major damage 😬

The Procrastination is strong with this one

What if this whole northern lights thing is really just a big Apple/Google conspiracy? Like, what if 5 years ago some PM at Apple reached out to a PM at Google and said, “dude, you know what would be fucking hilarious?” and now they are just laughing their ass off

After a couple tries I finally found the shape of the tree. It felt like something that grew on an ocean cliff with winter storms always blowing in from the ocean

Funny thing about bonsai is sometimes it’s all about perspective. I’ve been working on a wind swept look and it hasn’t felt right. Then today I realized what I thought was the front (pic1) was really the back (pic2). Just turned it around and boom, there it is

The B-52 guy was like “yea!”, but internally going “fuck”

That feeling when you get a SMS phish with an strong indicator that leads to broader infrastructure...yay! Lets go hunting!

Still trying to process this but my role at Meta has been impacted. Thank you to everyone for my wild journey at Meta If anyone is interested in working together on software/security, please reach out via my email / LinkedIn noted on my website 🫡

This has been an absolute shit week so I thought some yoga would be a nice way relax. I spent most of the time fighting video layout issues on my phone and a constant stream of notifications even though Do Not Disturb was on. In the end I was more stressed than when I started

The down side of getting into bonsai is that you can't just walk into a plant nursery without inspecting every tree's base and branch structure looking for something interesting. Spent an hour there, found 5 I liked and it was hard to only get 1. This could get addictive

What an absolutely stunningly uplifting movie

This is the most insane thing I’ve ever done. One of my dnd players challenged me to make a puzzle that would take more than a session to solve so I made a fake alphabet and transcribed an entire letter to his character into it. That’s it. No decoder, no anything.

X-Gen edition: oh, you’re a gamer? Name a DOS game.

Welp, my company just laid off the entire US pentesting team. If anyone has any leads on good remote web app pentesting roles, do let me know.

I'm pretty much not on here anymore. If you are over at the blue place, come find me @ turbo