The old men are dying off and the K-Pop stans who hijacked a Trump rally are old enough to vote. I'm here for it. How could it be any worse?

So who else is fixin to get banned from social media tonight? 🤣 Won't need to quit twitter if i get kicked off first. Let's go.

Saying you're "boycotting" states is elitist. If we never bring progressive things to red states, they will never change. If we take away progressive things, it will only get worse. And also, the good people living there do not deserve to be punished.

It’s so hard to be a Bad Bitch with the hiccups

This Lauren Boebert race is deeply personal to me. I met Lauren in 2021 and she loudly farted (big deal, we all do it), BUT she denied it was her and it smelled so bad it cleared out the room. We need honesty in Congress. Not lies.

YEESH. The GOP fucked around and found out...

We regret to inform you that Gerard has contracted a bad case of Alexandria's Genesis. Due to this, he is taking some time off. As his cousin, I will be taking his place as lead vocalist for My Chemical Romance. With love, Joe Rogan

YES

I'm cleaning out my email and I just saw a "Cruz 2024" email and I was like ABSOLUTELY NOT. They were talking about Ted Cruz and not the Chevy Cruze but both are equally useless.

didn't know what "Rapey McForehead" meant and I'm laughing my ass off.

Don’t follow us on IG. We barely use it. I can’t even log into our FB. If this is it for twitter, we’re going back to BYOFL and Mapquest.

Since it looks like this thing is thing is going down, my Instagram handles is the same as my Twitter ones (Try This At Home and @fiercecircus for circus performer stuff.) RIP. Congrats to all the Twitter employees torching it on the way out.

Pretty funny suction cupping a pink dildo to yourself until you accidentally give yourself a forehead hickey.

I mean, at least if Orange McScrotumface is on here again, what he's thinking won't be hidden. Dudes going to say something to hang himself eventually, if he hasn't already.

I joined Mastodon. pettingzoo.co/@TTAHWCRS

Honestly I've never checked, but I joined the circus and have a radio show and honestly that's pretty rad, and anyone who's not into it can go huff a dong. I could give a fuck what those assholes are doing.