Yes, we’re all alive and well and still haunted by the prescence of THE BOY! FYI - We’ve got a fun few odds and ends heading your way before we officially start work on our next big project. So stay tuned! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!

There’s nothing quite like meeting your hero. Just ask this lovely lil’ tot. If it wasn’t clear before, it’s quite clear now - children love Chalms! There’s just no way around it. #Children4Chalms

Uh, oh! We might have a fun lil’ Story heading your way very soon! Are you ready to submit yourself to the Story once again?! Let’s hear it in the comments! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD! We just can’t quit you!!!

Look at this amazing artwork created by CuttleFlesh over on our Discord! We’re so lucky to have such devoted and talented congregants. BTW - Are you able to identify all the Stories depicted???

Uh, oh! Looks like Brother Reid is hitting the road again! Here’s another chance to see your beloved Brother in the Story live and in the flesh! He’ll be at Broom Street in Madison, WI next Wednesday performing all the hits you know and love! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!

A brand new story from TSMBT is coming your way TOMORROW! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!

NEW STORY OUT NOW!!! Another boring promo clip just wouldn’t do, so we went ahead and tracked down the preeminent Story expert for a full recap! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!

Yup, you read that right! We’ve got JUST THE STORY over at our YouTube page (m.youtube.com/@TheStoryMustB…) and it’s exactly what you think it is. Let’s help y’all proselytize to your family, friends and neighbors in the most efficient fashion with JUST THE STORY! Stories 1-50 up now!

We got freaky with Cardinal Larson’s podcast Eddietunes Two Hour Radio Hour and out popped this lil’ bundle of joy - it’s a Cro-Croa commercial! And if you want it to make even more sense head over to patreon.com/eddietunes to listen to the full episode!

It’s official! All 175 stories from The Story Must Be Told are available on YouTube! No service materials, no outros - JUST THE STORY! Do your part today by sharing your favorite Story with the uninitiated. Spread the word of the Story so we can prosper for years to come!

Anybody got weekend plans? Looking for suggestions for a lil’ fella with some extra time on his hands.

Psst…keep your peepers peeled because we’ve got some fun updates coming in the next month or so. Just making sure everything is good and greased and then we’ll be slip sliding into your eye and ear holes in new and exciting ways! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!

Get a load of this positively eye-popping artwork Brother Reid created for our first official music release! Liturgical Director Carl is finally going to have his day in the sun BUT then it’s back to the Story basement. The EP will be streaming starting October 24th!

It’s spooky season, congregants! And what’s spookiest of all?! No access to the Story! In case you didn’t notice, the Story has been off Spotify the last few days but it’s back up! Pssst! Also, we’ve officially begun work on Season 2! Hope you’re ready!

Now That’s What I Call Story: Volume One is available now on streaming! Here’s a 60 second sample for your listening pleasure! Fill your ear holes with Liturgical Director Carl’s music! Fill your eye holes with Brother Reid’s artwork!

New episode out now! We’ve got a lovely little update…psst…we’re officially starting work on a new season of TSMBT! Plus we answer some fan questions and have a discussion with Liturgical Director Carl about his release of TSMBT music Now That’s What I Call Story! Volume 1

Yup! The reports are true. We’ve got a brand new episode out now! We just couldn’t stay away! Thanks for hanging in there while we give TSMBT a tune up. This new season is really going to be something. The Story Must Be Told!

Did you give our latest episode a listen? Here’s a lil’ sample to entice you just in case you missed it. We know you would NEVER intentionally ignore the latest TSMBT release. So why not recitfy that now?! THE STORY MUST BE TOLD!