Everyone and their dog right now “Looking 👀 For Koe Wetzle Tickets for a friend, second weekend of stock show” when in reality they need tickets for themselves lol 😂

Eyebrows on fleek 💁🏼‍♀️👅👌🏽 all thanks to my mama #twitterlesspatsy #thatgoldenhourlight ✨

If you don’t like pickles then #fuckyou

Why does nothing open until 9 in this god forsaken town! It’s extremely annoying 🤬

12:30...Workout ✅ Laundry✅ Taxes ✅ feeling like a boss ass b**** today 💪🏼

Nothing makes you wish you had darker curtains in your house than eye surgery 😎

Can someone please tell me why we are so stuck on Simone Biles quitting her teammates and dropping them like a hot potato, and not celebrating and congratulating the gymnasts that still went out and won a silver medal!? #TokyoOlympics2020

Can I just lay in bed and listen to the rain all day…I don’t want to adult today #wishfulthinking

Kinda sucks knowing you really can’t count on some of the most important people in your life… ✌🏽

I’m not even gonna try to act like I don’t use Twitter to subtweet and be a petty bitch, because that’s exactly what I do 🤫 and 9/10 times my subtweet and pettiness is completely deserved #imtalkingaboutyou

Thank god for little brothers 🤍😮‍💨 #thebesttherapists

Can someone tell me why, in 95% of movies/TV shows the women are against guns in the home?

How do babies know how to swallow… #thinkaboutit they don’t even know what feet are how d they known how to swallow

I got a covid question. How come it seems more widespread now than ever even with vaccines? Why is FL no different than other states when they ignore it? Like whats benefit of freaking out when it appears freaking out is as effective as letting people make their own life choices?

Guess it’s true what they say… “The smaller your circle, the more precious it is.” #smh

I knew there was a reason I didn’t pay $400 to see Morgan Wallen…got to see the whole concert this morning for free, from my couch, while enjoying a cup of coffee……🙄

Bet your lookin for a crew like we had … #yesyou

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

Classless piece of shit