Anyone else cry like a baby to Military folks coming home to their kids? #thankyouforyoirservice

Merry Christmas to all. ⁦Matt from TMWITY⁩ getting “Horny” early this year. Prost!

Check out opitamop9's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRbeAbwN/ dear Sir, I know we haven’t met and I don’t know your girlfriend either but I do have advice. RUN as fast as you can and don’t look back. Things are only going to get worse. Clearly it’s her world…

See this Instagram video by Cedrick Jenkins instagram.com/reel/CmhWWpcIS… to all you Blackstone owners, it’s time to level up! Matt from TMWITY Chef Kevin

Check out Brisket & Bourbon's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTRbukLjM/ Sorry, January is way too long… we spend 40 hours a week sober working and all that sleeping time. Add it up, do you really need more?

Because #imworthit what have you splurged lately on? Did you enjoy? For us… #BTAC #worthit #unicorn

There has to be a new name for someone doing some “self care” while their electric car charges. #dischargewhileyourecharge Elon Musk

If TMWITY was going to open a dispensary, we would totally name it Pound Town. #worthit Nail$ Huff Matt from TMWITY Chef Kevin Kyle from TMWITY

March is women’s heritage month. Please celebrate appropriately, leave the vacuum out of the closet, cord tangled and make sure your cell phone stay at 3% battery or less. Lastly, remember that holidays aren’t for enjoying, they are for Facebook pictures. #march #forthegals

If you own a Tesla and you drive it instead of autopilot. Is that like owning a dishwasher and washing them all by hand?

Is this what the Baby Boomers are referencing when they say the "good old days"?

With Father's Day coming up, we felt like we needed to provide some pro tips: Ladies- 2 east things you can provide out of the norm for his special day: 1. Let him pick the parking spot in silence 2. When asked where you want to eat, provide legitimate input the first time. #dad

Smash or pass?

Why is it that Footlong hot dogs are more than twice as good? Huff #glizzyforshizzy

Father's Day is for all the Mother F*%&ers in your life. Literally!

It's a "couples" event... #deez

'Colachup,' a Pepsi-infused ketchup, will be available at Detroit Tigers' Comerica Park freep.com/story/news/loc… via Detroit Free Press ⁦Sports Jim III⁩ assume you are down for this even though they passed on ⁦Mountain Dew®⁩ and went straight to ⁦Pepsi⁩

Joey Cheatnut does it again... and somehow my ex girlfriend has still had more wieners!!

Hopefully this is foreshadowing for the wife....

This is alarming...