OK, so fuck Donald Trump, but LOL at that hat every time I think this septuagenarian shithead can't get anymore insecure or pathetic, he somehow manages to act a bigger fucking fool than before

tiny hands, big yikes

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Coward Suckdick excitedly announces more Soviet-style economic initiatives on behalf of the Coward-In-Chief

Malaria should do an E.T. challenge with her alien looking ass

a person who was/is so shitty at running his businesses that he had to file Chapter 11 multiple times, and then finally realized how easy and profitable it is for him to force people to do (illegal) business with him as president, has opinions on actual legit companies

You really want to have the conversation about hands?

sounds like a thing that someone with a lack of respect for personal boundaries would say 👀

the Commander-In-Queef forgot the fine print: "aMeRiCaN wOrKeRs fIrSt"* *the Trump family 1st, tech bros and Putin 2nd, lobbyists 3rd, and maybe there will be something left for the working class but that's unlikely since all my policies are designed to make them even poorer

#MAGA is now the #1 source of crime in the US, and it is a criminal org led by a convicted criminal

Chef just cooked the Cheeto-In-Chief to be fair, Donald Trump is confused about a whole lot of shit

here's a pic of the CDC office that was shot at by a deranged #MAGA Trump supporter

it takes a lot of nerve and/or naivete to lecture Americans about mental illness, when this administration demonstrates their untreated mental illnesses to us all on the daily

the "accountability" of Republicans is non-existent since illegally securing and consolidating power, they have managed to fuck things up, attempted to fix them, and fucked them up again and, yet, here we are again with these disingenous dipshits

why does Tom Homan look like one of those 1990's low-budget action movie villians, like the type that had some ridiculous motive to get rich but was stopped and outsmarted by a group of misfit kids

"dramatic changes" can go either way here, guys

how can Trump "make America great again" when he can't even make himself look great, let alone good he looks like a racist candy cane or some shit

RFK Jr's first job was selling cocaine at Harvard.

WH staffer #1: "Yay, it's Labor Day, we don't have to do shit today!" WH staffer #2: "But we usually don't do anything! In the contrarian and incomprehensible spirit of our leader, we should do something today!" WH staffer #1: *thinks* "Sure, fuck it" *tosses shit out window*

if you zoom in on his nose, we can all clearly see that Trump's 7 decades of lying has now led to what's scientifically known as Pre-Pinocchio Syndrome