Harvey Dent Harvey Dent. The Court is watching you.

See? Temporary insanity... Though, I'm starting to doubt the existence of such a thing. *sighs* x.com/cracked/status…

*casually trying to get back on the saddle*

*dropping the A in my title of ADA is a tremendous victory in my books. No longer was I anybody's assistant. I was Gotham City's District-

"The new DA is actually pretty nice to look at."

"Dent. You. Me. Date. Now." {Harvey Dent}

Yes. I'm in it for the pickle chips. x.com/tenaciousscrib…

"I mean. . ."

*slides this over to Harvey Dent because reasons*

"The new DA is quite handsome, though." {Harvey Dent}

I think Miss Vale is so very captivating. And she certainly has a bright future ahead.

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and give her a call* Hello, Molly Cobblepot.? This is Harvey Dent, District Attorney. I was hoping we could talk?

The Penguin has a girlfriend and I'm still single. It's a good thing I'm married to my job.

Naturally. x.com/bestofgemini/s…

...I want to say it's the pregnancy hormones, but I will not say that to her face. A man can only go so far.