Where did I put the keys to my safe?

I don’t believe this. A side story: While working on mask/costume tech, the CIA purportedly convinced Obama he was talking to a black guy he talked to daily for briefings, when in fact he was talking to a white lady with their latest mask. So, if you showed me evidence it were

Maybe the internet really wasn’t a great idea. 😔

Just me remembering the time I saw a dude wrap himself in saran wrap for giggles and coins. Before and after.

This is Twitter.

A 17th century sketch depicting Democrats, Republicans, and MAGA.

I should’ve known that was engagement bait and not replied, but every single religion, anti-religion, ideology, anti-ideology, etc. will have morons hurting innocent people in the name of the belief. 🤷‍♂️

This wins the internet today. Dee True Queen 👑 🌸

Listening to vinyl with my youngest. I’m mixing it up with stuff I think he might like (Radiohead) and stuff I know he’s never heard (The Moody Blues). We got to No Surprises (Radiohead). He perked up. “I know that one!”

What treasure awaits me in this box with a golden alligator on top?

I’d love to see any Congress shave a single dollar from our national debt just to prove they can do it.

And they wonder why they lost the female vote. Turns out it was the democrats giving out free tacos. 🤷‍♂️

I knew a couple who had a wild few months after the husband came home to his wife of many years and she didn’t recognize him. She called the cops—the whole 9 yards. They took her to the hospital; she had a freak brain injury from an illness. Anybody checked BJ’s brain?

Is this where DJ calls Elon “low IQ” and says he never even really knew the guy?