I feel like they do different enough things (brilliantly), and because of that, do not need to be compared. But if I had to pick, Calvin and Hobbes takes it.

#usualsuspects

Me seeing a hot woman: uhh how can I be gross and demeaning for no reason

Sorry not to be an electoral apologist but can we perhaps specify WHAT city this mayoral race takes place in

Hasan 👁‍🗨 ₭ma🧟‍♂️ this is just the first guy 6 months later

Geez Louise truthers rise

Love self titled. This was a disappointment even if I ignore Alexis Marshall’s bullshit

"Everything I believe is true. My source is I have one squimbillion fake brain points. Here's a fancam of myself"

YVL August💫💫

Draymond Green once said

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Spawncamping an interaction with no likes so I can farm engagement off of someone else’s dumb take

This is what eating apples in public is for

Beast mode

“I work in medicaid”

Thought it before i even read the qrt

your friend is aggressively white

putting it in your anal cavity would yield productive results

Dude got a ging nang boyz pfp talking about wilt chamberlain thats awesome