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Check out artists on HHHG: Troll Teeth EgorLappo Huntsmen Beastmaker Hebi Katana 蛇刀 @themachine_nl Glass Divide Gramma Vedetta Down With Rent The Absurd Leo Maia Night Goat The Lost Weekend Acid Magus The Red Widows Sleepwulf …hourwithheatherandguest.wordpress.com

Time according to Troll Teeth members: Moe: 15 minutes early always Kyle: one the dot, every time Ben: 5 minutes late, give or take Pete: it’s an illusion of our own creation—shows up randomly or not at all

Math: so we actually calculate how long we want a song using bpm/time signature/etc that helps build the arrangement

This is what it must have felt like when Elvis met Mozart

Ok why do 13s hurt so much and 12s feel like butter and 11s feel like cobwebs?

You will not find Troll Teeth in the ppp loan archives—we scam the government the old fashioned way…blackmailing elected officials with photos of them cheating on their spouses in a Reno, Nevada brothel

Our EP coming out on Halloween is us going ‘Goblin Mode’

Troll Teeth is the wario version of The Stone Eye

Take the time to day and think about how grateful you are to be alive…because that Queen-shit head is dead

So not to alarm anyone… …but we’re preparing to do our first live, in-person show since January 2020

Great…just what he needs…a bigger ego…

She was listening to us… hanged, Drawn, & Quartered in stores now trollteeth.bandcamp.com

Go buy our merch at trollteeth.bandcamp.com and go follow refried jellybeans because she’s cool

Sucking big hairy sweaty balls

Fucking pervert this guy …

Pearls of wisdom